Why I Stopped Making New Year's Resolutions and Started Writing Eulogies Instead
SEASONAL MAGIC
The self-help industrial complex wants you to manifest a "new you." I'd rather bury the old one properly first.
Witch. Author. Forest dweller.
Ivy Spellman
Messy magic for cynical souls. Essays, spells, and stories from a forest at the edge of nowhere
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Don't Hex the Handyman
One badly worded spell. One grumpy Scottish handyman who can't leave. She just wanted her sink fixed—not her libido.
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Her best friend hexed her dating app. Now she's getting matches from 1986. Including her prom date. He still has the corsage.
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She controls everything. The vineyard. Her heart. Her color-coded spreadsheets. She did NOT ask for a chaos agent with an accent.
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Spells, stories, and the occasional emotional breakdown about kitchenware. For witches who've given up on toxic positivity but haven't given up on magic. Letters from the forest.
