My Body Sent a Memo and I Didn't Read It
MIDLIFE UNFILTERED
Last Tuesday at 2:14 AM I googled "am I dying or is this perimenopause." The internet returned both answers as equally plausible.
Witch. Author. Forest dweller.
Ivy Spellman
Messy magic for cynical souls. Essays, spells, and stories from a forest at the edge of nowhere
Hot Flashes & Hexes
Don't Hex the Handyman
One badly worded spell. One grumpy Scottish handyman who can't leave. She just wanted her sink fixed—not her libido.
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Love Potion #9-1-1
Her best friend hexed her dating app. Now she's getting matches from 1986. Including her prom date. He still has the corsage.
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Uncorked & Undone
She controls everything. The vineyard. Her heart. Her color-coded spreadsheets. She did NOT ask for a chaos agent with an accent.
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Sparks & Sticky Notes
She fixed everything—except her own life. Now her hot flashes are fixing things on their own. Badly.
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Nice Girls Finish Hexed
The nicest woman in Fairhaven never said no. Now her hot flashes are saying everything she didn't. Loudly.
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Coming Soon
Flight Risk & Broomsticks
She's spent her whole life leaving. The inherited house has other plans. So does the parrot.
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Spells, stories, and the occasional emotional breakdown about kitchenware. For witches who've given up on toxic positivity but haven't given up on magic. Letters from the forest. Sign up and get The Familiar's Report—a free short story told from Luna's POV on the events of Don't Hex the Handyman.
